Saturday, November 21, 2009

Bagi Talk..

Kalo Saya..

Kalaulah saya bagi talk macam beliau, agaknya macamana jadi yer... hehe..
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Once, Nasreddin Hooja (ilmuan Turki yang kelakar tapi berilmu..), was invited to deliver a khutbah. When he got on the mimbar (pulpit), he asked, “Do you know what I am going to say?” The audience replied “NO”, so he announced, “I have no desire to speak to people who don’t even know what I will be talking about!” and he left.

The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time, when he asked the same question, the people replied “YES”. So Nasreddin said, “Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won’t waste any more of your time!” and he left.

Now the people were really perplexed (confused). They decided to try one more time and once again invited him to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question – “Do you know what I am going to say?” Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered “YES” while the other half replied “NO”.
So Nasreddin said “The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half,” and he left.

hehe... Adik saya Fitri suka sangat buat joke macam ni masa dia kena bagi talk.. lepas orang ketawa, baru dia mulakan ceramahnya.. Idi.. nak kawin dah yer... hoooo...